hi! i'm shamira.
you are the best! i love you all even if i don't know you, because we all start out as strangers, and we could be best friends, and i don't know, i love you all okay. good bye.
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bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

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dyselxia:

when your followers add a problematic caption to something they reblogged from you

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

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officialunitedstates:

if elephants have such a good memory how come we still don’t know who killed abraham lincoln

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the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

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gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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zumbah:

celeryludenberg:

zumbah:

im going to p

ractice my cooking.  i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes.  that’s 1000 eggs a minute.  that’s 16.666666 eggs a second.  i need to be fast.  so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg.  i hope the world is ready

WHAT THE UFCK

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